This is RP!!!

This is to my friends to gf. His name is Sandy. I helped them while I was in my college duing my Masters degree. Kinda good gal. But little of a cry baby. Neways, guess this was the last (mail) contact I had with her. Her name is Suju, Hyderabad.

Long Long ago, there lived a stupid man(read as Sandy)
Sometime later he came across this gal(read as Suju)
who was a beauty personified nice woman
Immediately he wanted to be her close pal.

Well, ofcourse, he indeed did befriend her.
Dayz turned to weeks, weeks to months
their bond grew stronger & much stronger.
Their bond was, so to say, goin great guns.

But obstacles are unavoidable life's partner
so as per law of nature they run into troubles
problems & hurdles that will never last forever
Most of them will burst like water bubbles.

Though they knew these still they were worried
b'coz they were'nt able, to eachother, communicate.
So both of them cried aloud with head buried
Hence without fight they resigned to their fate.

Then came this most humble yet smart fool (read as RP)
who was a good friend of this most stupid man.
Though fool yet he is very level-headed & cool
He instiled confidence to his friend & his woman.

This fool of the very highest & the first order
helps his friend & his closest better half
with a nice mobile to chitter and chatter
made sure that these love birds had a laugh.

Things were again back to square one with love,
Smile & Joy was again on their countenance.
But this friend is forgotten like a sacrified cow!!
Suddenly his presence is seen as a mere menance.

Well, all is fair in love & war, so goes the famous saying
Looks like this saying is followed scrupulously - verbatim
But so optimistic this smart fool is, that he is still praying
For the beautiful woman & man to catch up with him.

Wait & wait, I shall, for ever & ever, day & night
Things might change some day for better
suddenly I might see a light that is so very bright
which will be, from you, most awaited email or letter.

Note: Replace fool with RP.

Boo!! Boo!! Weekends?? Dates?? Never.

This is to my senior. He had asked me how is my life at Bangalore. How are my dates & freaking. This receipent is Vineeth NB, Hyderabad

Boo!! Boo!! Weekends?? Dates?? Never.
I guess, am destined 2 b bachelor for ever!!!
Bangalore is doing very great & very fine
Its just that am not getting any one to line.

What many dreams I had before I moved here!!
No gorgeous neighbor or even amidst the peer.
Have moved from a Sai College to a Sai Company
Apart from no gals & all boys, there is no penny!!

Shit Man!! Guess Madras wud have been better
Atleast I wud've got somebody for chitter-chatter!
Ofcourse, come to chennai during Diwali Fest
Try to meet you & hope for the very very best.

Oh! My! How Can I ever tell everything??

This was to my friend & ex-colleague. She was our clock. Alarm, who used to wake us up & take us for regular tea-sessions. This mail was after she quit our company. The receiver is Priya NC, Bangalore.

Oh! My! How Can I ever tell everything??
Its not possible to narrate all happening!!
Too Many events and too activities around
We are always playing & fooling around.

Every friday we no more have just cake
Along with that we have a lot at stake
Many Many fun games (or say they are called)
are played Friday@5PM. You are here missed.

Things can not be more boring & bugging than this
Everyday the only thing I do is "TEA!" without a miss
My project has come to a stand still or freezed
Am feeling like as though my ideas & brain was just leased.

My First Ever Possession....

This was when I bought my bike.

For those who already know, ignore.
For those who dont, please dont roar.
This happened only last week monday
And I did not find any time till this day.

Ofcourse, it is a pure lie & gas about time
penning this line only for effect of a RHYME!
The actual context of this email is,to me, dear
Guess?? mm... Most of you are almost near.

I desperately needed many things including hike
So with de same depression, I bought a new bike!!
I chose a beautiful model with magic silver colour
The world, & even I, call it "DTSi 150cc PULSAR"

I took de bike so very recently, infact last week
Misused it so much till it yelled "Save me!! Yeeks!"
Yep. Already its ready for de 20,000Km service!
Oh man!! 1 Litre of petrol is over b4 u say "cheez"!!!

Remember me?

This was to my friend. I liked her. In fact, still like her. But I guess, we did not properly convey our likes to each other. Each of us were to trying to help each other in finding a gf/bf!! But in heart, I liked her more than my then gf, her best friend. This gals name is Aarthi Bhaskaran, Chennai.

hello. does thy remember this humble soul?
or am i waiting for ur unsent email like a fool?
hey, so long since my inbox ever held ur email
y dont u reply 2 this email without any fail??

Am wondering is it possible for me to call u
it looks like zillion years since i spoke 2 u!!
so h is ur college, project, preparation & all
am sure with ur scores u will stand more tall.

h is life out there in chennai? is it raining?
in office am not yet started any gaining!!!
Still enjoying with not much of work to do
wasting my time in front of comp (boo! boo!)

wanted 2 come 2 chennai some time nxt week
shall v meet some time, go eat & do some freak??
will b (hopefully) there, next week, for weekend
shall v meet? confirmation email, plz, do send.

hey, am trying 2 keep my weekends very busy
by freaking, going 4 movies but am still lazy
believe me till now only thrice i had gone sighting
am so far away from city so instead i go sleeping.

h r ur boy frnds? and h is shruti? ur mom? ur dad?
if i call u & if they come 2 know, will they feel bad
i was wondering why were so silent without emails
will b expecting ur emails regularly without any fails.

Heart Determines...

No idea why I wrote this? And the receiver did definitely not understand this. Bcoz I got a simple "good" as reply. This is to Priya NC, Bangalore.

Heart determines is what i say!
It knows who has come in to stay.
Things dont happened by our way
ofcourse, it neither deviates far away.

Smile is something so very good
it can melt even a log of dry wood!
Such is the power of smile on us
it shines lots of hope to hopeless!!

Well, this attachment is a profound one
it is straight from heart with no pun!!
if only v could be as good as this says:
"for everybody there is a time & a place"

Wish i knew & was matured well enough
to make a right choice without any "MUFF"
without these mistakes there is no challenge
but hurdles makes us think b4 v take de plunge.

why is that heart is such so very complicated??
understands everything with a tag:BELATED??
wish i cud understand to working of two:
my heart & a woman's mind (I have no clue!)

Why Silence? Sorry...

Another sorry for previously killed relationship. This, I guess, picked up the last of the pieces and killed it. This is to Kanchana, Coimbatur.

Kanch,

Why this silence 4m your end?
when an email will you send??
asked 4 an apology havent I?
waiting 4 an reply 4 long!! (sigh)

ok! I agree that i chose wrong words
but anybody forgives even some nerds!
with love & affection part of ur name ("PREMA"-LATHA)
why dont u 4give & stop this game??

am sure u r damn pissed off, agreed!
but well i am jst short of any plead
if u cud nicely forgive this small error
then i cud b happy & smile forever.

well, the rest is left to your discreetion
ofcourse, am waiting 4 u 2 take decision
if u still feel that i hve hurt u too badly
"GOOD LUCK & GOOD BYE" saying it sadly. :-(

Sorry. Please forgive me....

First of the million "sorry-mails" that I wrote to friends after screwing up. Seems that God has given me a unique talent of screwing up relationships... Btw, this relationship is completely dead. This is to Kanchana, Coimbatur.

Kanch,

My email did not convey what I meant!
It did not mean what I tried to convey!!
wish i cud make my english better!!!
with tht i may b able 2 write correct letters!!!

in the process of trying 2 put my message
i think i hve completely tarnished my image
possibly b'coz of the words that i used
were nt appropriately utilized & perceived.

pray & wish i cud go bak in time
& try 2 erase any records of my crime
of MIS-JUDGING an nice good gal,
who was till my email a very good pal.

though said above in elaborate fashion
does nt convey true intensity & passion
in apologizing 2 u, 4 commiting a gr8 sin
4 hurting ur heart & making ur frndship spin.

is there any possible recovery scheme
with which i cud apply butter & cream
on u to try & rectify my damaged identity.
Please forgive :-) this nice simple entity.

de idea of my email was 2 jst pass on
my feeings bt dfntly nt 2 inflict pain upon
if my english was nt good enough & clear
plz lemme knw. I shall kick my own rear.

btw, wuts ur plan? wuts ur idea of future?
hope u r nt suffering 4m de peer pressure
2 land up in a nice job immediately & earn
select company which facilitates u 2 learn.

btw, de real reason of my outrageous email
was jst 2 convey an simple msg without fail
tht de prev email i got 4m u was so long ago
bt it was definitely nt 2 hurt ur cute little ego.

*******IS IT POSSIBLE 4 ME 2 GIVE AN AUDIO APOLOGY???*********

Sorry for bunking

I bunked one of the Mini-Tech Forums. So, here I apologize profusely.

In my opinion, it is the best of all words
used by many including animal & birds
makes a lot of sense if used at right time
am convinced this situation is the exact time....

.....SORRY!!! was not in a position
2 attend our MINI-TECH presentation
though, i have many reasons to blame,
bt, in future i shall not repeat the same.

Call for Tech Forum

This was written when I wanted to call my colleagues to share their technical knowledge in a forum, which we called 'Mini-Tech Forum'.

Hi. Good evening. One and all.
This is rp on de wakeup call
Along with my G-evening msg
read the following Passage.

This is to inform one and all
that wednesday is de time to call
And put our foot forward in time
to learn, teach & earn more dime.

weeks that follow starting 4m 2day
u gotta come in early atleast 1 day!
on that day will be our mini-forum
so here i invite all of you "COME!"

upon consensus and all opinions,
me the most responsible scion,
is informing you (ie everybody)
"MINI-FORUM on WEDnesday 9:30"

This schedule will be strictly adhered.
no tolerance on people who differed!
let me tell u, sisters and brothers,
coordinator is ATP & none others.

for people who did not understand
and who find my writing a little bland
the jist of this greatest of all poem - is
Our Discussion: WEDNESDAYs 9:30AM.

Got my Job!

This was written after I joined my company. In fact, after almost a fort-night.

hope u all had a nice week end. am hoping 2 hve one too? (am snding this 2 u
on a friday nite) here i hve penned down my transission 4m a "college
student" to "jobless loafer" to "RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN OF INDIA"!!! well, hve
a look at it....
i apologize 2 all those people who already knw de details...
i apologize 2 all those people 2 whom i had nt informed....
i apologize 2 all those people whose valuable monday morning i hve
wasted.....
i apologize 2 all those people of the world 4 nvr being punctual in my
doing.....

here my SUCCESS STORY comes..... beware.....

******READY*********SET**********GO*******

------------Added this on 18 June 2004-------------

For all those whom I hve nt told
b4 this info becomes really old
though it has a heavy price tag - yet
its high time I release it out of bag.

----------------------24 May 2004------------------------

things 4 me were not very easy,
am talking times that is early...
was running up & down with CV
skipping breakfast, lunch & Tea!

oh! yeah, i was also enjoying my life
which included lots & lots of strife,
had 2 run up & down in search of job
which brought both laughter & sob.

had a whale of a time in TELSIS
(de Business partner of INFOSYS)
bt d offer was much more funny
than it had de (necessary) money.

upon me rejecting this offer,
i waited & searched further.
went 4 many many walk-ins
bt my CV ended in de dustbins.

but i took all of these in de stride
4 these r testimonies in our life's ride!
was spending millions on internet
whch, in my opinion, was a safe bet.

but my main source of inspiration,
which pulled me 4m depression,
was IBM - my dream company
4 whch i prepared days very many.

bt as de fate wud hve it (old saying)
"THINGS WERE JST NT HPPNING"
IFlex tested my skills & rejected me
IBM followed suit & jst made me a flea.

There I was doing nothing & wondering
whether has life, for me, kept anything?!
thts whn de opporunity knocked my door!
An work tht was my projects main core.

well, i knew GOD had kept thngs 4 me
(also knew tht thngs dont come free).
it was thro' an able senior of mine
did i get in2 this (apparent) GOLD MINE.

plz take these with a pinch of salt
for exaggeration is not my fault!!!
but de truth at de end of de day
is tht am "TATA ELXSIan" 4m 2day.

it wud b so bad of me if I did nt
inform all my frnds, foes & de lot
tht de main man behind my rcruitmnt
is Sridhar Rao - my senior in crime!

Luv
rp.
(0)98802 71784

BOO!!! BOO!!!

This was to my friend regarding my iFlex entrance in Bangalore. This is to Vimala Devi, Bangalore

sniff! sniff! sniff! (crying)
boo! boo! boo! (weeping)
waah! waah! waah! (wailing)

This is my current state.... TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS TO DRENCH MY ALREADY WET T-SHIRT!!!

hi vimal

mmm... where do i start? wut shall i tell? h shall i put it? i am currently gropping 4 words 2 do so.... well, it all start like this.......

a beautiful tuesday morning with a nice warm sun-rise warming my cheeks and making me blush. I got up 2 a perfect morning (so I thought boo! boo!) had a nice clean cool bath & had a clean neat shave.... put on the best of my clothes and decorated my clothes well enough to make heads turn more than once. In other words, wut happened was a perfect step by step procedure for preparation for a important day in my life. so did my day went till i entered into the i-Flex office for my aptitude test. Oops!!!

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There were as many as 40 students (past & present) who were competing with me!!! All my own friends & acquaintance who suddenly (i.e., between the time the lift door opened & before it closed!!!) became arch-rivals... sworn-enemies... un-forgivable foes.

FRIENDS 2 FOES WITHIN FIVE SECONDs. (sounds like a nice movie title, rite?)

Waited for almost 30-45 minutes before the aptitude test could take place... Ding-dong! Ding-Dong! Ding-Dong! Bell marks the begining of a biggest testing time in my life... a occasion when I have to fight & compete against people with whom I learnt to compete... a occasion when I have to fight for my share of cake with whom I slways shared & cared.... a occasion when I had to race against time to win the competetion well ahead of others!!! This was indeed a momentous occasion! Though did not last long....

Phoosh!!! Phoosh!!! The sound of answer sheet being snacthed away from beneath our (holy) hands. The end of a great time... the end of the shortest 1 hours I ever spent in my life.

"Silence! No Talking!!" was wut we were all greeted with... to have completed our greatest contest. We will get back 2 the selected few(??) soon. In other words, get the F*** out of here and let that b fast.

I was over joyed... excited... jumping with joy... over the moon... in the 9th cloud & 7th heaven... b'coz i came to know that i did the best when compared 2 others.... wow! wut a joy beyond any imagination level.... u gotta feel that kind of feel when u know that u have bet all black & blue.... though result is awaited it mattered the least when upon verbal comparision with ur compatriots (or is it enemies???) that u have done better than their assessment of their performance.... atleast verbally yes... but in reality???

the results were out by the evening.... we all were thrown into the biggest whril-pool of chaos & confusion... none of the apparently top-notch performers got in!!! Can you believe it??? No!! well u dont have a choice... u gotta accept it even if u dont believe it.... None of the Techies got it.... Oops!!! all the dreams shattered.... the castles crumbled.... poof!!! the 'Benz' car vanished.... the dozen top IT-savvy & sexy babes disappeared... just imagine falling from great heights.... falling from 'over the moon'.... falling from " 7th heaven"..... falling from "9th cloud".... This was it!!! this were it all ended.... this is where my confidence.... my dreams.... my joy.... my excitement.... my freaking future in i-Flex. well, all ended within a few hours of coming in2 my life, imagination..... So, tell my buddy, wut can i do.....

sniff! sniff! sniff! (crying)
boo! boo! boo! (weeping)
waah! waah! waah! (wailing)

This is my current state.... TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS TO DRENCH MY ALREADY WET T-SHIRT!!!